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Title: Definitely Dead
Author: May (rain_sleet_snow)
Challenge: 99, Exanimate
Characters: Jenny Lewis, Sarah Page
Pairings/Ships: Zilch
Word Count: 100
Rating: U
Spoilers: None!
Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even the Monty Python reference.

 

         

   The creature lay there, monumental, blubbery, unidentifiable, reeking and –thank God or Jenny’s personal guardian angel- in a remote part of the country, so no-one had spotted it yet. Jenny sighed, and wondered how exactly eight tons of dead prehistoric thingy were going to be disposed of.

 

            Sarah Page, wearing an expression that someone ought to capture in the name of Youtube and the public interest, picked up a stick and prodded it. “Do you think it’s dead?” she said doubtfully.

 

            “No,” Jenny said witheringly, stamping back towards the Jeeps, “it’s pining for the fjords. Honestly, what do you think?”