Braving The Jungle
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Title: Braving the Jungle
Characters: Lester and friends
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Challenge: 309 It's A Jungle Out There
It had been all Mrs Lester’s idea.
So many rampaging dinosaurs recently.
Thus, a relaxing workers-weekend-away at Leamington Spa.
Except……….Lester gazes upon his summery back-garden with unmitigated horror.
Danny and Sarah’s twins are screaming like russet-haired banshees.
That blonde cherub of Connor and Abby’s is feeding Nick and Jenny’s Stephanie a muddy banquet.
As to Becker and Matt’s boys on the monkey-bars………..Emily and Jess must find anomalies restful.
Lester shudders. “Why did you concoct this? Our two were civilized….. I can’t……..it’s a jungle out there.”
His wife grins. “Gird your loins darling.” – and hands him a tray of rainbow cup-cakes.
Characters: Lester and friends
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Challenge: 309 It's A Jungle Out There
It had been all Mrs Lester’s idea.
So many rampaging dinosaurs recently.
Thus, a relaxing workers-weekend-away at Leamington Spa.
Except……….Lester gazes upon his summery back-garden with unmitigated horror.
Danny and Sarah’s twins are screaming like russet-haired banshees.
That blonde cherub of Connor and Abby’s is feeding Nick and Jenny’s Stephanie a muddy banquet.
As to Becker and Matt’s boys on the monkey-bars………..Emily and Jess must find anomalies restful.
Lester shudders. “Why did you concoct this? Our two were civilized….. I can’t……..it’s a jungle out there.”
His wife grins. “Gird your loins darling.” – and hands him a tray of rainbow cup-cakes.