Safe At Home: "Mi Casa Gorgon Casa" (humour)

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Title: Mi Casa Gorgon Casa.
Challenge: Primeval100’s “safe at home” challenge. (err, the “Quiet Night In” challenge)
Rating: PG-13.

Warnings: A bit of silliness on my part.
Pairings: None.
Characters: Gorgonopsid, Nick Cutter.

Spoilers: Episode 1 season 1.
Genre: AU, Humour.
Word Count: 100.

Disclaimer: I kinda sorta own Philip – but only in the sense that I named him; he’s actually a canon character.

Short Summary: Philip the Gorgonopsid is relaxed at home in the 21st century.
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Philip, the Gorgonopsid who had hunted Helen, lay sprawled across Nick Cutter’s best carpet, full after a big meal. In the olden days, he would’ve had to search out a den or warren, a bolt-hole to sleep in while his stomach digested the dinner. Now, here, he was utterly safe and secure, no need to scour the place.

No need to do much of anything, as it happened – the larder was full. Good chap, that, to have stocked up before going looking at Anomalies.

On the wall, Nick’s head was mounted alongside the trophies he’d bagged as a young man.
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The End

Comments

[fredbassett]

I have to hand it to you, reading about a Gorgonopsid called Philip made me laugh out loud. He needs a series all to himself *grins*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

That was wierd, even on the usual scale of wierd that we manage with Primeval fic. Fun, though.