Marketing strategies they probably shouldn't try

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

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Title: Marketing strategies they probably shouldn’t try.
Rating: PG-15.
Warnings: Humour.
Pairings: none.
Characters: Helen, Connor, Nick,
Spoilers: episodes 6 & 7 & 8.
Genre: humour.
Word Count: 101.
Disclaimer: I own none of them. Please don’t hurt me.

Short Summary: If the ARC ever falls on hard financial times, here are a few things they might consider…
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HELEN:
“In all my time slogging and thrashing through the wilderness, only one garment pulls through without a scratch, and that’s why I wear Indestructabra.”

CONNOR:
“Foie gra shampoo and salve, for when you’ve got a hot date after you’ve been down the belly of the beast a few times. It’s minty!”

NICK:
“When you absolutely, positively *must* stomp it flat, it’s Shoe Motorbikes – or it’s extinct.”

RYAN:
“Rightguard’s new deodorizer and spray is Bat-Be-Gone. And remember, I’ve seen what happens when you don’t wear it.”

PENNY:
“More intoxicating and alluring to men than Obsession or anything else – Déjà vu Perfume.”
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The End

Comments

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

LOL! Brillinant!

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Well, they have to pay for all that equipment one way or another...

[cordeliadelayne]

Heh, probably best if they left marketing to the professionals. Hee, I like how you warn for humour. :D And I think you mean Jenny, not Penny.

And if you could tag this post too that would be great. Thanks!

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

*nods* though I can never tell them apart.

*tags*

thanks for the terrific fb.