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Title : The Vampire Lester

Author : tpeej

Fandom : Primeval

Rating : G

Characters : Nick, Ryan and Lester and a poor OC

Disclaimer : I do not own Primeval, nor am I associated with Impossible Pictures, and do not seek legal ownership/any profit. I'm just playing in somebody else's sandbox, and I promise to put them back when I'm done!

Spoilers : None

Note: [livejournal.com profile] erinm_4600   for betaing this for me. This is a sequel to Creature of the night? This is a double drabble.

Summary : Lester is a vampire, but not out to anyone.

 

 

Lester could hear yelling. Why was there yelling going on in the Home Office? Heading out to see, a ray of sunlight hit Lester in the face. He stepped back and raised his hand to keep the beam from hitting him. 'Damn sunlight,' thought Lester. He’d been a vampire for over 150 years, but at least he could go out in sunlight.

 

Going out into the main area of the office, Lester found one of the building’s security guards yelling at Captain Ryan and Professor Nick Cutter. The guard was giving Ryan crap about his SO weapon and, of course, Cutter had to get in the middle of it.

 

Lester cleared his throat. The yelling stopped and the men looked at Lester. “What’s going on here?” Lester asked.

 

The security guard spoke first, “The gorilla won't surrender the gun.”

 

I don't have to,” Ryan said, “you berk. I'm Special Forces. I could kill you with one finger.”

 

Lord, I thought it was hard to deal with Queen Victoria,” mumbled Lester as he pinched his nose.

 

Cutter looked sharply at Lester. 'Did Lester say something about dealing with Queen Victoria?'

 

Lester looked up. Lord, he could go for some AB+ blood.

 

Date: 2011-02-06 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadian-jay.livejournal.com
Heh! Funny. :)

Edit: WHOAWHOAWHOA. Is that a Norrington icon I see up there? :O *flails*
Edited Date: 2011-02-06 02:00 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-06 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadian-jay.livejournal.com
Well, at least they have the same first name. *g* And yay, Norrie! \0/

Date: 2011-02-06 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] echo-fangirl.livejournal.com
Ha! Awesome. :) (Although now I'm picturing Lester as Pharius from Armstrong and Miller! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRNhDwqgq8 )

Date: 2011-02-06 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadian-jay.livejournal.com
There're a number of screencap files floating around if you go to this page on my journal (http://canadian-jay.livejournal.com/28463.html#cutid2) I've got links to various sources of screencaps. Hope its helpful!

Date: 2011-02-06 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashybits.livejournal.com
Would 'Surrounded by Idiots' do?

Image

I remembered I had done this one for one of the rounds at [livejournal.com profile] primeval_rumble

And because he deserves it <3 for long suffering Norrington

Date: 2011-02-06 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashybits.livejournal.com
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I love snarky vampire!Lester. This is brilliant :)

Date: 2011-02-06 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reggietate.livejournal.com
Hee! 150 years of dealing with idiots would make anyone snarky :-)

Date: 2011-02-06 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Hee! Love it, no wonder Lester's snarky after 150 years of idiots. (Any more?)

Date: 2011-02-06 08:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fredbassett
LOL, no wonder he's snarky!

Date: 2011-02-07 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Love this!!

Date: 2011-02-07 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com
hee!

With a modly hat on, can I ask that in future you keep the drabbles to 100 words, please? Or if you do write double drabbles, have them as two clearly separate drabbles of a hundred words each.

Date: 2011-02-07 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
Yay. *feeds them bunnies*

Date: 2011-02-08 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com
OK. *pets the good bunnies and distracts them from the food*

Date: 2011-02-14 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
heh heh!

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