Literal Take (Becker - Gen/PG) Favourite Things

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Title: Literal Take
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: #197 - A few of my favourite things...
Characters/Pairing: Becker!centric
Warnings: None that I can think of
Spoilers: Hints at weapons used during season 4?
Authors Notes: Feedback is in fact the food that sustains me.

Bertha: the pump action shotgun.

Vanessa: the assault rifle with a reload to die for.

The Twins: small but ever useful 9mms.

Slash: the knife sat comfortably in his boot with an edge so sharp it could cut through anything.

Georgia: the impractical, but highly enjoyable flamethrower.

Bullseye: sniper scope, range of God and an even deadlier wrath.

Boom Boom: grenades, not much more needs to be said really.

Shock: his taser because nothing beats a good thousand volts or so right through the central nervous system.

EMDs, however, are not a few of Becker’s favourite things.

Bloody toy guns.

Comments

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

Oh Becker. <3 Love how literal he is.

I can see him naming his guns, privately. God forbid anyone find out. Especially not Connor. Can you imagine Connor's glee at finding out Becker did actually love his guns more than people? XD

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

Heh! I can see him doing this . . .*g*

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

You and me both. You and me both.

*facepalm* ...That would be horrible. For Becker. And probably Connor.

Connor: "Hey, Becker?"

Becker: "...Yes, Connor?"

Connor: "How's Georgia?"

Becker: "..."

Connor: *grins like a loon*

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Hehe, totally! XD

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA He would!

And then he'd probably, if Becker didn't answer do something like this:

Connor: "I hear Georgia's very hot. Quite a fiery temper."

Becker: "..."

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

At which point Becker might suggest introducing Connor to his taser affectionately named Shock. See how the two hit it off ;)

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

They'd get on shockingly well, I'd assume ;)

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Brilliant!

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you! Glad you enjoyed :D

[shadowcat]

Abby: *facepalms at you both*

Me: *is dying of the pun*

[shadowcat]

*is dying* I can so see Becker doing this. :D

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

Connor: *grins innocently*

Me: I coulda said 'their chemistry would be truly electrifying'...

[shadowcat]

Abby: *tugs lightly on his hair*

Me: Bad, bad, bad!

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Becker: *despairs* "...If you want me I'll be in the armoury. And no, Connor, you cannot come with."

Me: Godawful pun.

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

*grins* I could too hence the drabble!

[raptor-moon.livejournal.com]

I can see Becker doing this and Connor finding out and pulling out the episode of Firefly where we find out Jayne's gun is named Vera and forcing Becker to watch...

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

*dies* I can SO see that! *is so amused right now*

[sophiathorn.livejournal.com]

Boom Boom haahaha love it! So Becker:)

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Heh, why thank you :D I tried arguing with him that it needed to be about something else, but then he pointed out that guns were in fact his favourite things so I caved.

[knitekat.livejournal.com]

Hee, this is brilliant and I can see Becker naming them all.

[madscribbles.livejournal.com]

He'd totally name his guns. And his gun, I'm sure.

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you :D

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Oh totally. I can just see him. Totally clear image, lol

[slashybits.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

That is just so many levels of awesome!

Especialy because I <3 Jayne and his Vera

[fredbassett]

LOL, this is so very Becker!

As Matt said, he really likes guns!

[lsellersfic.livejournal.com]

Definitely like guns!

[nietie.livejournal.com]

LOL Boys and their toys.
And after that experience with the EMD, I can see they're not Becker's thing *g*

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you! :D

Jayne was pretty awesome. Oh Firefly how I loved you so.

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Most definitely!

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Gotta love 'em ;)

Yeaaaaah... poor poor boy!

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

lol! Oh, Becker! *pets him for being adorable and funny*

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Hehe, we do <3 the Becker!

[quoththewriter.livejournal.com]

LOL Perfect! Becker would so name all of his weapons! And LOL at the EMDs not making the list.

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Oh he would and probably has, but nobody should ever ever find out about it or he'd never live it down.

Silly silly EMD guns

[cordeliadelayne]

Hee hee! Becker would totally name his weapons *g*

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Lol, yes yes he would XD