Literal Take (Becker - Gen/PG) Favourite Things

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Title: Literal Take
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: #197 - A few of my favourite things...
Characters/Pairing: Becker!centric
Warnings: None that I can think of
Spoilers: Hints at weapons used during season 4?
Authors Notes: Feedback is in fact the food that sustains me.

Bertha: the pump action shotgun.

Vanessa: the assault rifle with a reload to die for.

The Twins: small but ever useful 9mms.

Slash: the knife sat comfortably in his boot with an edge so sharp it could cut through anything.

Georgia: the impractical, but highly enjoyable flamethrower.

Bullseye: sniper scope, range of God and an even deadlier wrath.

Boom Boom: grenades, not much more needs to be said really.

Shock: his taser because nothing beats a good thousand volts or so right through the central nervous system.

EMDs, however, are not a few of Becker’s favourite things.

Bloody toy guns.

Comments

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

Oh Becker. <3 Love how literal he is.

I can see him naming his guns, privately. God forbid anyone find out. Especially not Connor. Can you imagine Connor's glee at finding out Becker did actually love his guns more than people? XD

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

You and me both. You and me both.

*facepalm* ...That would be horrible. For Becker. And probably Connor.

Connor: "Hey, Becker?"

Becker: "...Yes, Connor?"

Connor: "How's Georgia?"

Becker: "..."

Connor: *grins like a loon*

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA He would!

And then he'd probably, if Becker didn't answer do something like this:

Connor: "I hear Georgia's very hot. Quite a fiery temper."

Becker: "..."

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

At which point Becker might suggest introducing Connor to his taser affectionately named Shock. See how the two hit it off ;)

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

They'd get on shockingly well, I'd assume ;)

[shadowcat]

Abby: *facepalms at you both*

Me: *is dying of the pun*

[estel-willow.livejournal.com]

Connor: *grins innocently*

Me: I coulda said 'their chemistry would be truly electrifying'...

[shadowcat]

Abby: *tugs lightly on his hair*

Me: Bad, bad, bad!

[mands-angelfox.livejournal.com]

Becker: *despairs* "...If you want me I'll be in the armoury. And no, Connor, you cannot come with."

Me: Godawful pun.